Reasons for house cleaning for weight loss

House cleaning my way to weight loss is wise for the following reasons:

• I will be able to have guests over without having to frantically shove things in closets and hide my shame before they arrive
• I will be able to fit in some of the old clothes I've been hoarding for years in a storage closet, thus organizing the storage closet, and reaping the rewards of my new body at the same time
• I will never have to yell "No! Keep that door closed!" when guests are over, when they accidentally encounter the wrong door in the hallway.
• I will be able to go swimming in front of people without considering suicide
• I will be able to have repairmen or the landlord over without yelling "One minute!" at the door as I frantically hide messes
• I will be able to allow myself the privilege of confidence
• I will be able to sit in a room without the stifling stress of clutter
• I will be able to improve my health and add years onto my life
• I will be able to achieve that calm feeling you get in a hotel room
• I will be able to be intimate with my boyfriend without piles of clothes around the bed
• I will be able to enjoy simple pleasures in life, like going for a walk with a slight incline, without getting ridiculously winded
• I will be able to find things that I own in my own house
• I will be able to regulate my glucose levels by losing excess body weight, thereby improving my hypoglycemia, and reversing my diagnoses of pre-diabetes
• I will be able to live a life where I don't go into hysterical fits because I lost something for the hundredth time in my own home
• I will be able to reduce my risk of heart related diseases and strokes by reducing belly fat through cleaning induced cardio
• I will be a more responsible pet owner, through cleaning the cat's food bowls and litter boxes more often
• I will create a better role model for health and responsibility for my younger sister
• I will create a better environment for my allergy induced medical condition, eosinophilic esophagitis, by cleaning out allergens such as dust, molds, and pollen from my home
• I will be more attractive for my significant other
• I will look like less of crazy cat lady, as I will inevitably be covered in less cat hair if I can clean it before it gets on me
• I will be create less of a strain on my scoliosis and bad neck, by reducing my body weight
• I will be calmer
• I will be happier
• I will have accomplishments to justify the creation of this blog